13 April 2012

Vase Gem Magnets

Okay, here's the magnet project I've been putting off and finally got done :)
Seriously, these are SO thrifty and easy.  And customizable!  All you need are some glass vase gems (I got them at the dollar store), a few magazines, and magnets.

Okay, take one vase gem and use it like a magnifying glass.  Anything on the page that you think might make a good magnet - use a vase gem to know how the picture will distort.
Draw a circle around the vase gem and cut the picture out.
 Add some glue to the vase gem.
Put the cut out picture on the back, curling it to stay flush with the vase gem.
Let the glue dry!  Then flip over your gems and check out how awesome they are.
So awesome!  Now all you need to do is glue some magnets to them and stick 'em on your fridge!
I really love the passport magnet!  I also like the animal print magnets.

11 April 2012

Mushroom Soup

Paleo Mushroom Soup, to be precise.  As are all my foods these days.
I more or less made this up as I went along.  I'll try to remember what I threw in there.  According to Kyle, the good smells wafting through the house were enough to make a grown man cry.  I must have been doing something right.

Ingredients:
3/4 c. diced onion
3/4 c. diced bell pepper
1/2 c. diced celery
3 c. chopped mushrooms (I used white button and baby bellas)
[you wouldn't be out of line to throw some chopped carrots in here too]
2 c. diced ham
enough chicken stock to cover
cayenne (per your preference)
S&P
2 tbs dried dill
1 tbs Penzey's Arizona spice mix
dash of spicy southwest seasoning
1-2 tbs lemon juice

Obviously you'll need to play with the seasonings a little bit.  I'm not exactly sure what is in the Penzey's mix - the reason I used it is because it smelled like it would taste great with the soup.  I guess in general, I used spices in the southwest/chipotle/adobo direction. 

So saute up the onion and pepper(s).
 When translucent, add the mushrooms and celery.
When the mushrooms are cooked, add the stock, ham, spices and lemon juice.  Simmer for about half an hour.
The smell reminded me of pea soup from my childhood, but it tasted great.  It's a pretty thin soup, but there are so many chunks of stuff in it - every bite is full of tasty soup goodness.

09 April 2012

Easter Appetizers in Practice

We covered what I would theoretically be making last Friday, so now let's check out the actual appetizers.
Let's start with Ina's cheese straws.
I made some with fresh basil and some with fresh rosemary.
I also turned my favorite relish into a dip...
...then stuffed it into cucumber wraps.
With the salami-wrapped asparagus and some fresh veggies, we had a lovely appetizer table.
And of course, some lovely decorations!

Tangy Filled Cucumber Wraps
1 8 oz package neufchatel (cream) cheese
1/2 c. chopped mint
1/2 c. chopped spicy pepper (jalapeno, serrano, peperoncini)
1/2 c. chopped onion
zest from one or two limes
juice from one lime
2 medium to large cucmbers

Mix up all the ingredients except for the cucumbers.  Cut the ends off the cucumbers then slice them the long way with a mandoline or other slicer.  Place a couple tsp of dip on the end of one cucumber strip, then roll it up and pin it with a toothpick.  I recommend serving immediately.

07 April 2012

Easter Appetizers

With the end of Lent, I'm taking a break from Paleo for a weekend.  Beer and cheese are definitely in my future.  So I'm very sorry, but this post will not be about Paleo appetizers.  You can find that here.

I've got three things planned - look for my actual results next week!  The one I'm most excited about is a cheese straw recipe from Ina Garten.   I saw the episode where she made these and fell in love.  How can you go wrong with puff pastry, cheese and fresh herbs?
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Next, I'm going to take this relish and make some edits (no lime juice or cucumber, extra lime zest and mint), mix it with cream cheese, and make some cucumber rolls (recipe here).
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Lastly, I picked up some asparagus from the Meijer Nearly-Dead cart, and using the same kind of salami I used for chips and pizza bites, I'm going to make some salami-wrapped asparagus.
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Easter!  It's like Thanksgiving and springtime all rolled into one.  Family, friends and feasting!  Happy Easter, everyone!  And here's how everything actually turned out.

06 April 2012

Paleo Swedish Meatballs

I love IKEA.  I love it so much.  Trendy designs, low prices, and of course the instructions!  Half of my decorations are from IKEA.  And nothing builds an appetite like filling a shopping cart.
Delicious, but ultimately, not Paleo.  So when I chanced upon this recipe, I immediately took note of it using a plethora of exclamation points.  And then immediately started acquiring necessary supplies.  I've been holding off on buying things like almond flour (although I do use my home-ground almond meal) and coconut flour.  Part of it is the expense, and part of it is the fact that I feel a little bit like I'm cheating by trying to force non-Paleo foods to fit the Paleo mold.

However, I've been craving muffins.  I've been dreaming about muffins.  I have some wild huckleberries - think blueberries, but more concentrated flavor - in my freezer begging to be put into the tastiest muffins in the world.  And for that, I needed coconut flour.  So the fact that Swedish Meatballs require coconut flour was just a happy coincidence.  And if you've never used coconut flour before, definitely research it - and don't think you can just substitute another flour for it!  It's crazy how absorbent coconut flour is.  It just sucks up any moisture.

So.  Meatballs.  They roll.  They rock.  They speak with a Swedish accent (uh...).  There are four main components to this meal:  meatballs, gravy, mashed "potatoes," and lingonberry jam.
Start out with the meatballs.  Make 'em small.  Make a million of them.
Fry them up in some grass-fed butter.
Since there's pork in there, you don't need too much butter because these meatballs are more or less self-lubricating after they really get cooking.  And you see all those drippings on the side?  We're going to use those later...
Holy meatballs, Batman!  Okay, now that those are done, heat 1 cup of the broth in the same meatball pan.  Gently scrape the drippings off the bottom of the pan.  When you've sufficiently cleaned the pan, pour the broth in your gravy pot.
My broth turned out pretty thin.  Next time I would probably add a little more coconut flour to thicken it.  Now hop on over to Elana's for some mashed cauliflower.  Super easy - just steam it into oblivion, add some grass-fed butter and process in a food processor.  Yet another reason I need a food processor and not a blender.
I might have used pepper pretty liberally in these mashed faux-tatoes, because I'm just not a huge fan of cauliflower.
Okay!  So we've got three out of the four components.  Now where to find lingonberries...
I used homemade elderberry jam from last summer.  I think the flavors are similar enough to translate the effect back to the meal.  And what a meal it was!  It was the type of thing where you're a little disappointed when it's over.  You're no longer hungry, but you want the delicious flavors back in your mouth.  Don't worry!  This dish makes plenty of leftovers.
Paleo Swedish Meatballs (adapted recipe):

Ingredients

Meatballs
  • 1/2 cup of almond flour
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened almond milk
  • 3/4 lb ground beef
  • 3/4 lb ground pork
  • 1 small red onion (very finely chopped)
  • 1 egg
  • 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cardamom
  • 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1/4 teaspoon onion powder
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 1 tablespoon parsley, dried
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper (freshly ground black)
  • 2 tablespoons of grass-fed butter

Gravy
  • 2 cups beef broth + the drippings from the meatball frying pan
  • 1 tablespoons almond flour
  • 1 tablespoon of coconut flour
  • 1/4 cup of unsweetened almond milk
  • 1/4 teaspoon onion powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon of garlic powder
  • 1 tablespoon dried parsley
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper (freshly ground black)
  • 1/4 cup fresh parsley
Directions:
1.  Mix up the meatballs.  Fry them over medium-high heat in the butter until browned.
2.  Pour some of the beef broth into the meatball pan and soak up the drippings of the meatballs.  Transfer to small pot.
3.  Mix in the rest of the gravy ingredients.  Mine was pretty thin so perhaps you'll want to add a little more coconut flour.

04 April 2012

Tuna with Cucumber Chile Relish

This is another gem from Elana's Pantry.  Seriously, get your butt over to that site and check out her awesome dinners.  This relish combines basically all my favorite flavors, and they are a surprising (but delicious) combination. 
I'm not going to repost the recipe because I really didn't make any changes to it, except for using tuna instead of salmon.

The relish is made out of cucumbers, onions, serranos, mint leaves, and lime zest and juice.  Seriously, do I have any more favorites that she could have put in there?  I think this dish would be fantastic over a bed of spinach leaves.
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02 April 2012

March Accomplishments

A month ago, I was asking what March would bring.  Well, I'm here to tell you, March brought its A-game.  However, I fought back like a champ, and I'd like to think I conquered everything March threw at me.  Or...I'm working on it.  I might still have a lingering March headache.  So let's recap this March Madness.


  • One TED Talk per week.  No lies here, what happened is that I reread my March goals last weekend, panicked, and watched a TED talk during my lunch hour every day last week.
    • Mark Bittman talked about a sustainable diet - no, we shouldn't all become vegetarians.  But we should limit our meat intake to 1/2 pound per week, and make that meat grass-fed.  Thanks to Rachel for suggesting this talk.
    • I've been discovering how important mushrooms/mycelia are to a healthy soil, so I watched 6 Ways Mushrooms Can Save the World.  It wasn't really about gardening, but I did learn some awesome properties of a very basic organism.
    • Malcolm Gladwell, one of my favorite authors, gives a great talk that exemplifies his original way of looking at economics.  His thesis:  diversity makes us all happier people.
    • My brother suggested I watch this video, which I will admit to not paying much attention to.  The speaker spent 17 years NOT speaking, and that resulted in some really interesting experiences, particularly while he attended a discussion class at a university. 
  • Greek-style meatballs.  I made them three times (I made them for Kyle's family when we went to see them for the weekend).  Absolutely delicious.
  • Budget. Well, I sat down and budgeted out the important things.  I don't have a zero sum budget currently, so it needs more work.
  • Finish The Omnivore’s Dilemma.  I got this one done on the day that the book was due back at the library - it took a while to wade through it.  I really liked In Defense of Food better.  Still a good read though.
  • Red Wings game?  Nope!  I spent my weekends car searching and going to Indiana.
  • Make magnets. Do mending.  I did half my mending, and look for a post on my awesome magnets soon!
  • Buy a car.  Well, this didn't happen.  Is it really so hard to find a fuel efficient stick shift?  Anyway, I am currently without a vehicle.  I rely on the kindness of Kyle for my transport, or I take my bike.  It's a whole new experience.
April is already shaping up to be the beginning of a wildly busy summer.  Since I know things are going to be crazy at work for a while, I'm setting some easy goals to keep my home life stress-free.  Joking.  It doesn't ever get that easy :)

  • Work out 3.5 times a week on average.  I've started running on Sundays, and then I do a Jillian Michaels video a couple times a week.  Bring on bikini season.
  • Watch a couple more TED talks.  It's actually pretty easy to incorporate those into my lunch hour, provided I'm not working on other things.  This is highly dependent on me coming home for lunch though.
  • Work on my garden.  Maybe even double dig it.  This counts as a workout, FYI.
  • Swedish Meatballs!  I'm pretty sure elderberry jam can substitute for the lingonberries.
  • After Easter, Kyle and I are planning a night of pizza and beer to celebrate the ability to consume cheese and beer again.  
  • On Earth Day, I'm helping put on a big production to promote more gardens/gardeners in this area.  Seth and May will be there!  It promises to be an AWESOME event, but it's going to take up a lot of my time.
Yeah...that's about all I'm going to get done.   In my defense, I'm pretty exhausted as I write this, so my ambitions are low :)
Tomorrow is another day, and I'll be ready to take on the world again.